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The scariest van ever built?

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Full disclosure: we do love us some Halloween. Mainly because it’s the one time a year we can dress up like The Spaceman or The Starchild. The Demon? Sure. We bought the plastic tongue that one year when we had really long hair. So, when it comes to everything we love about the muscle car era, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention one of many, many machines built during the custom van years dedicated to that band we love to dress up like for Halloween: KISS.

While there were plenty of variations built on the theme, we do love this Dodge with the slots and the sidepipes. In vanning, this one is probably considered a little more sedate and tasteful than some others and, well, that’s OK. The heart wants what the heart wants. But the big question is, does this thing still exist? Those Cooper Cobras make us think this is more recent photo, so what’s the story? Anyone? Bueller?